sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

her-ghost-story:

jack-daniels-doll:

her-ghost-story:

jack-daniels-doll:

her-ghost-story:

how to win my heart: make grammar jokes and good puns

the past, the future, and the present walked into a bar.
…it was tense.

here i am, giggling, all happy. but you already have my heart, silly.

What kind of word should you invite to a fancy tea party?
A proper noun.

are you googling this

tinkevidia:

Sanrio: Hello Kitty:)

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far